I created this Newspaper to put forth a much needed point of view. I have talked to many who have worked for Milwaukee's dominant news source on the side, and they have even expressed interest in my point of view. The Pulitzer prize was founded after Pulitzer because he created a newspaper that exposed great wrongdoings. He went against the other established Newspapers with his Newspaper that exposed corruption. His newspaper became number one. World News Starts Here!
Just the smell of cooked bacon seems to help alleviate sinus pain for me. And then eating a strip of bacon seems to help to.
In fact, to such a degree that I just had an epiphany moment!
What if I put some Bacon Grease in a sealable Amulet and carried it with me?
Perhaps to rub some under my nose if I had sinus problems while away from home?
Cold bacon grease may not work as well as the cooking stuff though.
Yeah, this is meant to be funny.
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