So a woman gets on a scale before she goes to bed and weighs 191.
She looses a gallon of urine overnight through incontinence.
So if a gallon of urine weighs 8.4 pounds.
And in the morning she weighs 190 pounds.
What happened to the other 7.4 pounds?
I know what you science freaks will say. That matter can't change like I might suggest?
But to disprove you. What happens when you water a seed of a tree or any plant? It grows doesn't it!
So is there something in the body of someone with edema that grows? Perhaps something yeasty type of a growth occurs?
I know that you hate this question, you think it is imbecilic, you want to push it to the side quickly. Believe me I know you already! I have known you for longer than anyone should ever have known you.
I know someone who didn't have a weight problem until they were bit by the germy teeth of their neighbors mad poodle.
© 2026 Thomas Paul Murphy
Oh, Jesus Christ I can hear you already! You are saying something dumb, like the Dog Whisperer has already proven there are no mad poodles.
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