Pre MMA or Boxing Fight Stare Down Humor 05 17 2024

 That pre fight stare down the boxers or mma fighters give each other is the same look the clerk at the fast food restaurant gives you?

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I could have just left it at that.  But...

Are they looking for inequality or weakness in diversity?

Unrealistic expectations have been set for a lot of people in America?  Perhaps if we lower those expectations by not monetarily valuing structured violence it will be a much better country; more consistent as what it was founded to be?

There are a lot of elements in our Democracy that work against its longevity.  I don't hear anyone else mentioning them.  Taboo, end of your career if you were on television and did so!  All about who will pay you for commercials?  Doesn't matter the source of the money because all sources of money have been equalized?  And right there, there is opportunity?  Should the member of a crime families money have the same buying power as honest citizen?  I say no.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Humor 05 17 2024

 "Why are you wheezing?"

"Because it's pollen season."

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

A Common Republican Delusion Is 05 17 2024

 A common Republican delusion is that the "have's" should determine who has and who doesn't have.

We saw it most clearly with Reagan trickle down economics.

And I believe it to be diametrically in contradiction with our Constitutional Democracy!

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Philosophy 05 14 2024

 "If nice guys finish last then why does a bad person want to have nice things?"

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Questions about Down's Syndrome 05 13 2024

 1.  Are Down's Syndrome people more likely to burn in the sun than tan?  Do they have a lack of melanin production?  Couldn't find the answer.

2.  Are Down's Syndrome people more likely to be homeless than the rest of the population.  And I want specifics not data that includes them in with the mentally ill, who perhaps might suffer from tormenting voices.  Couldn't find the answer to that either.

By my guess would be that they are more likely to not do well in the sun and that they are highly unlikely to be homeless.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murph

What is that Religion? 05 12 2024

 It is a religion that tempts good people to become alcoholics!

And how many lives and been completely destroyed by alcohol?

And therefore how many lives have been destroyed by that religion that tempted them to try it?

To try a highly addictive substance that impairs judgment!

Why do you need your judgment impaired?

Of whose benefit is it that your judgment is impaired?

If I wanted to do something with my life, why would I choose to be that?  Why would I ever want to be someone that promoted that?

Why would I need to level down the playing field?  Why would I need to dumb down a populous?  What benefit does that do civilization?

Matthew 10:35  (When he say's "I" is he really referring to himself and others like him?)  Perhaps he is just referring to others and pretending to be of the belief so that it transcends time in history?

Why would you tempt young people to become alcoholics?

Why would you aggrandize it through such rituals?

You know, it is really terrible.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

The Cat ate it and died 05 08 2024

 So this is really about gun control.

That is a kid who can't mind that causes gun deaths because it finds a gun in the house?

But lets say an old lady with arthritis spills some pills.  She doesn't find them all to pick them up.

The cat licks one and dies.

Now lets say it isn't a cat that eats it.  It is some type of picca eating kid.

Picks that white pill up.  Or perhaps it is pink or brightly colored like candy.  Muses at it a second and puts it in its mouth like communion?  Falls over dead.  Or ends up in a hospital and racks up $200.000.00 in unreimbursible critical care expenses?

Is the elderly American guilty of the same type of felony as a parent who failed to lock a gun and hide the key?  I mean how could you say that?  There was no intent on her part.

But some parents have bad intent.  Some parents are rotten apples.  So do you have to create broad brush laws that dragnet the innocent too?

Yeah, that is a problem, creating broad brush laws that dragnet the innocent, in order to sum certain prosecute the bad apples?  If you were really serious about prosecuting the bad apples, there would be less bad apples then there are today.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Oh Saluti, Oh Saluti 05 08 2024

 Lets say I am in the military and my Commanding Officer is of an atypical sexual orientation.

Should I be forced to salute him?

I just don't think that's right.  Not trying to ruffle any feathers.  I just don't think it should be that way.

And guess what, there are a lot of things that I don't think should be the way that they are.

If I had the power some of the things I don't think should be the way that they are I would legislate as being crimes?  Or perhaps just set up rules that must be followed.

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Here is an interesting concept.  You didn't commit any crime and yet you were fired from your job?  The abstract of that in comparison to....

I gotta go.  Someone just said that they found a dead worm in Kennedys brain.  And I need to see what that is about.  I get really bad headaches sometimes, like a parasite, a tapeworm is squeezing it's entire body into my brain.

© 2024 Thomas Paul murphy

Who can call who what 05 08 2024

 Now I am just talking about this concept abstractly as it relates to Constitutionality.

If members of a group openly use a term to say to each other, in effect it is just an expression of friendship or perhaps bravado?

"______you caught that big fish!"

But if a non member of that group where to use that term it is a very serious crime?

I think it is granting that group a title of nobility.  And that is expressly forbid per the Constitution.  Also per the Constitution it violates freedom of speech!

Lets talk about group two.  Perhaps they figure out a way to financially siphon great amounts of money.  And one says to the other in a sense of bravado praise, "You , you _____just made one million dollars!"

However if you and I were to say it, again, per the Republican Patriot era act law, Hate Speech, a serious crime, a felony.

So you get a large group of those Republicans like that coming to your state and are you happy?  Are you happy when someone like that takes an interest in you?  An interest in you?  An interest of you?  A piece of you?  Don't you dare say nothing about it.

Apparently that nobility has creeped into our Democracy, who can call who what.

Might even use false sense of nobility to say human beings are mentally ill, because you did your best to make them that way.  Who can call who what?

Anything murky might be a viral lie?

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

5 7 2024 Humor: First thing Donald Trump does

 First thing Donald Trump does as President, deport all those that voted for him.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

If we are all children of God 05 07 2024

 And some of us are male and some of us are female.  It means that the males are sons of God and the Females daughters of God.

Which means Jesus Christ wasn't the only son of God.

Who do we believe was the Father of Jesus Christ?

Who did Jesus Christ say was his father?  Did all his life he assert that he was immaculately conceived?  Meaning he had no biological father?

Could I dare to ask the question if his mother was an asexual reproducing hermaphrodite?

What does the Bible tell us about Jesus Christ?  That he as an alcoholic!  That in times of trouble he drank too much!  Is that a true son of God?  No.

Every once in a while you will hear a Christian Preacher say that the Jews are the true children of God and that only salvation comes from the Jews.  And they are quoting the Bible.

But that would indeed negate Christianity as you speak it, because Jesus is considered the only son of God!  Remember?  The human race gave him all our pain and suffering.  God gave us his only child.  So that we could bully him, persecute him, torture him and that he die for our sins.  That right there is the words of a Devil!

I also heard a Catholic Priest state that the Jews are our ancient ancestors.  If we are all children of God then I am as much a son of God as you are.  

Say you are a son of God and you have just met the diagnostic criteria of having a serious mental illness.

Ask yourself, who wrote all of this?

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

I think a lot of people don't meet the common sense criteria to be considered a child of God.

The Bible tells us that man is created in the image of God.  It means you look like one?  But we all don't look the same?  Some of us are ugly?  And not just outright ugly, ugly in the things we do and the things we think.  So I have heard it said that the image of God....scratch that start of an idea.  Is an abnormal brain and abnormal mind created in the image of God? ...  Just applying logic to it, you know logic?  Like when its cold outside you where a jacket?   Heck no, an abnormal brain and mind is not created in the image of God.

And this is Gods Country! 

So my Muffins didn't turn out today 05 05 2024

 So I said, "Eat them like we live in an orphanage and that is all we get."

Which got me thinking.  How many successful people came from an orphanage?

The last one there is interesting, former Governor of Iowa!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_orphans_and_foundlings

I thought I would look it up considering the strong influence the Republican Pro Life agenda is having on our Country.

I don't believe it would be fair to say that because Donald Trump was sent to live at military school that he was orphaned?  No, because eventually they came back and got him.  And he likely came back for the summers or perhaps someone might have visited him on the weekends.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Constitutional Rights Shaming 5 5 2024

 I think we see a lot of this in the media.  The desire to shame Americans for their Constitutional Rights.

© 2024 Thomas Murphy

Matthew 8:36 Mark 6:26 Luke 9:25

~"What does it look profit a man to gain the world, yet lose his soul."

Perhaps a coralary to it would be,

"You can't beat the losers without becoming one?"

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Humor is: 05 03 2024

 "Bacon Versus Beef Jerky"

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Donald Trump believes in 50 Different Versions of the Truth

 That is what let the States decide amounts to!

50 different truths concerning one issue.  Likely highly contradicting each other.  And therefore causing division and stress to our Democracy and Union of the States.  Where I come from it is a scatterbrained belief system.

50 different versions?  Oh lets see?  "This car new car we will wire the bumper on with bailing wire.  However in another state that same car we will manufacture with a common off the shelf duct tape.  While in another state we will use grandma's bobby pins.  Old twine will do in a Southern state.  All equal.  Don't need no unified agreement as to what is best."

Somehow the vision of a Confederate Hill Billy drunk forms in my mind.  So happy to be a problem to everyone.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Basketball

In my opinion if a team makes the playoffs I have nothing to complain about.

I am proud they made the playoffs.

Thomas

Mini Corn Chili 5 2 2024 Updated w Ingredients

1 can chili

1 can diced tomatoes

1 can black beans

1 can great northern beans

1 can chick peas 

1 can mini corns, cun them a little smaller

1/2 onion chopped

Pinch chili 3000 spices

Some black pepper, pinch

Cumin, bigger pinch

1 clove garlic sliced up

Sprinkle of black garlic

Add can of chili first and get that hot before adding the rest and heating it throughout.

 © 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Some fool is 5 2 2024

 Gonna get their finger caught in that new style post office in ox with their car in gear!

I put my hands to the side of my head and say "Why!"

© Thomas Paul Murphy 

Self Driving Cars??? 5 2 2024

 Men like to drive cars!

Figure it out already!  How come you can't figure it out?

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Do you know what the all time losers are going to want to do?  They are not going to want to insure you in the future unless you have a self driving car!  And you and I won't be able to afford one.

And what happens after that?

You will get in your self driving car to go fishing and for some reason it isn't going to want to take you fishing!

I have been listening to the all time losers for a very long time!

Do you know who will be the first to have one?  The weak voiced squinty eyed drunk with rosacea face.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

A Father Abandoning Family 5 2 2024

I would assert the Father who chose alcohol over family has already abandoned his family.

And to his family it really doesn't matter if had a sip to start in the name of Jesus Christ.

No true God would ever encourage you to drink alcohol.

But indeed Jesus Christ did a really good job at exposing bad people.  Did he know it caused Downs Syndrome?  How could he, they didn't have "that" name for it back then?

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Odds and ends.

~What good is a man to gain the entire wealth of the world and lose his soul? J C

I would assert that man has a soul.  So when a man loses his soul he is no longer a man?  And hence borrow from the logic of JC, what good would it be to be a man without a soul?

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Republicans want you to believe all babies are the same?  The Constitution states all men are created equal not babies.  

Can read how Republicans want you to read it, "All babies are created equal?". One big baby there, another big baby there, all created equal?

That is failed Communist Idealism of equality?

Nothing about a good father or mother concerning a baby?  Has nothing to do with it?  Babies are a precious commodity, all equal?  Even if they are as till in the womb they are better than anyone else.  Does matter if that womb is a drug addict turning tricks at a health club.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Humor: A Cycle of Former President Donald Trump 05 03 2024

 "He was either speaking off the cuff or the next day reading very carefully what someone else told him to say."

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

Hey You Buddy 05 01 2024

Who engineered that faulty car door latch that needed to be replaced?

What am I getting at?  Manufacturing defects.

You see something like that, or perhaps a double pane window that leaks in between and you want to ask,

"Who specifically engineered that aspect of the product?"

And you want to make a database of those who erred in corporate America.

And in the place of Automobile engineering, you want to be able to say,

"Hey you, buddy!  You are never working in automobile engineering again for products sold in the United States!"

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"Hey, you buddy!  You designed that structure and mixed and poured that concrete in that parking lot that collapsed and killed 3 people.  Hey you buddy, you are never working in construction design and engineering in the United States again!" 

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"Hey you buddy,  You told everyone that smoking cigarettes doesn't cause cancer.  You lied to everyone.  Many people lived with painful rotten cancerous flesh and died from it because of you.  Hey you buddy, out of here!"

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy