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Sunday, December 29, 2024

Humor Is 'Pizza Driving School" 12 29 2024

 "A Driving Schol and Pizza/Delivery Company in one."

A good writer could have a field day writing around that concept.

For example the company could be named "Pizza Driving School"

And some of those taking driving lessons might be convinced by the instructor that they don't really need to learn to drive at all, because he can be the one to bring them the pizza.

Then you could have the Driving Instructor speeding to get the pizzas to the homes quickly.

Perhaps there would be alcohol delivered with the pizza and they drink it on the way?  I don't even know if it is legal to have beer delivered to you?  And of course you know it isn't legal to drink and drive.

Then you could have young folk hoping that driving instructor will hire them to work at the pizza delivery company if they passed their driving course.

Then you could also have the driving instructor be the one to grant the license without an official state test.  Because it is in the best interest of a contrived something?

Then you could have the driving instructor shoving a slice of pizza in his mouth and being forced to make a sharp turn in traffic and telling the students, with the slice hanging out of his mouth,  "You should always strive to have both hands on the wheel."

What else?  Perhaps one pizza driving school car broke down and another came with a tow rope to take it back with all three paid students inside.  And perhaps the rope breaks.  And the forward car ends up in somebodies house and the towed car ends up in the brink or snow bank.

© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy


© 2024 Thomas Paul Murphy

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