I created this Newspaper to put forth a much needed point of view. I have talked to many who have worked for Milwaukee's dominant news source on the side, and they have even expressed interest in my point of view. The Pulitzer prize was founded after Pulitzer because he created a newspaper that exposed great wrongdoings. He went against the other established Newspapers with his Newspaper that exposed corruption. His newspaper became number one. World News Starts Here!
What if someone who is convicted of Driving While Intoxicated was no longer allowed to drive a normal car?
The car they would be allowed to drive would have big spongy foam sticking out everywhere. Perhaps spring panels for bumpers and fenders and doors?
Like a big hot dog bun driving down the road.
Perhaps it is labeled "Convicted DWI, but we had to let them get to work."
People will say,
"Look everybody there goes the hot dog."
© 2025 Thomas Paul Murphy
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