Bile 08 24 2019
If someone accuses you of talking funny or having poor verbal ability just tell them that, "The people that don't help me make friends, keep jobs and girlfriends sometimes put words in there."
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Ask her if she wished she never smoked. She inhales the cigarette, the oxygen goes into her nose via the clear plastic tubes, and fire comes out her mouth.
*****'
Too busy stuffing French fries in her mouth to turn on her left blinker.
******'
"Are you from Ali-Bamma?"
"Why yes I am-a."
*****'
An Engineer without the carpenter gene is like the baker that quickly became too fat to work.
*****'
The nosey neighbor who see's you out working in your garage and comes over to tell you, "You got to clean up the mess you are making in here."
*****'
© 2019 Thomas Paul Murphy
Today was my father's Birthday.
If someone accuses you of talking funny or having poor verbal ability just tell them that, "The people that don't help me make friends, keep jobs and girlfriends sometimes put words in there."
*****"
Ask her if she wished she never smoked. She inhales the cigarette, the oxygen goes into her nose via the clear plastic tubes, and fire comes out her mouth.
*****'
Too busy stuffing French fries in her mouth to turn on her left blinker.
******'
"Are you from Ali-Bamma?"
"Why yes I am-a."
*****'
An Engineer without the carpenter gene is like the baker that quickly became too fat to work.
*****'
The nosey neighbor who see's you out working in your garage and comes over to tell you, "You got to clean up the mess you are making in here."
*****'
© 2019 Thomas Paul Murphy
Today was my father's Birthday.
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