Charlatan Religious Alcohol Marketing is and has always been 12 30 2020

 Charlatan Religious Alcohol Marketing is and has always been 12 30 2020

"Jesus in a bottle! Jesus in a bottle!  Three wishes!  Three wishes.  Get yours right here!  Jesus in a bottle.  Three wishes...the first is immortality..."

© 2020 Thomas Murphy

So you could attend a mass and get a drink of alcohol.  Just give what you had in the hat they pass around?  And if you didn't have anything to give you could still get the drink of alcohol?

It makes me wonder if Jesus brought like a case of wine with him so that he could sell a bottle or two to the wealthy who attended the mass afterwards?

"Come on Jesus that was really good wine!  Don't you have a bottle you could sell me?"

"We maintain a strict independence from our vineyard suppliers."

"Well where did you get that?"

"That is generic labeling.  If you want a bottle of wine I suggest that you support your local vineyard."

******'

"Hey Jesus we need you to come to our town and do that subliminal marketing for our vineyard!"