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Thomas Paul Murphy

Friday, July 7, 2023

Satire: New Summer Festival Announced 07 07 2023

 Sissyfest 2023

All those people who don't like you having Constitutional Rights will be there.

Like your Freedom of Speech!

Did you ever notice how some people want to wait for you to say something that offends them so that they can form like a coalition Sissy Fest against you?  As if they are the majority of moral authority?

When what is more truthful is that what you said has more moral authority than they ever will be capable of?

Yep, those people will be at Sissyfest 2023.

Those people who want you to believe in their religion and not the validity of your education and the value of it?  They will be at Sissyfest too!

Those people who can't have a gun in the house because a defective child is going to kill themselves or others with it?  They will be at Sissyfest too!

Those people who want to track everything you do online and where you go via the gps on your phone?  They will be at Sissyfest too!

Little boys who like to play with girls dolls, they will love Sissyfest!

How about that little English boy who cried when the witch died in that classical wizard movie?  You know all the other little boys where jumping for joy and cheering.  But not him, he was crying!  Yep, he will like being there at Sissyfest too!  

And don't forget his mean sister who wants to be the one wearing the blue jeans!  She'll be there too!  Wants to grow up to be the best EXE CUTIVE there is!  Make all those rational decisions about who to fire when they send those manufacturing jobs overseas!  She knows in her heart she will be the best at that there ever was!

All of those pro-life children sponsored by your Government and your wallet with single parents at the request of Republicans?  Yep, they will be at Sissyfest too!

I mean it could be a REALLY REALLY BIG MONEYMAKER!

Aha, did that sound catch your ears, the sound of MONEY! 

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