Humor Would there be Professional Sports if there weren't Mexicans here to clean the sh1t out of the backed up stadium toilets 05 29 2015
I can hear a fictional man named Kurt say, "That is a job I would be happy to do!"
That isn't true! No one wants to clean sh1t out of backed up stadium toilets! What Kurt really means to say is he wants to figure out all the logistics on how it is done so that he can hire a bunch of Mexicans to do it for him while he makes a lions share income.
And of course every once in a while they let a Mexican on a team so that the ones cleaning the toilets don't feel victimized? It keeps their moral up? "Some day that will be my son playing on the field!" "It will be!"
An allusion of the American dream?
How long would a business like that last if the owner of the team were found guilty of a crime, such as steroid doping, and as his punishment he was forced to clean every single toilet between games?
You say it is cruel and unusual punishment? Wait a minute! Just a little while ago you said it was a job you would love to have!
How come it would be cruel and unusual punishment for the owner but not his employee?
And you know what else they have figured out? If they allow the son of a Mexican who cleaned the toilets out on the team every so often it makes them seem like the most "compassionate and caring" person in the world. And hence to solidify that concept in the publics eye they receive an award for it.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2015
Originally published on 05 29 2015 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
I can hear a fictional man named Kurt say, "That is a job I would be happy to do!"
That isn't true! No one wants to clean sh1t out of backed up stadium toilets! What Kurt really means to say is he wants to figure out all the logistics on how it is done so that he can hire a bunch of Mexicans to do it for him while he makes a lions share income.
And of course every once in a while they let a Mexican on a team so that the ones cleaning the toilets don't feel victimized? It keeps their moral up? "Some day that will be my son playing on the field!" "It will be!"
An allusion of the American dream?
How long would a business like that last if the owner of the team were found guilty of a crime, such as steroid doping, and as his punishment he was forced to clean every single toilet between games?
You say it is cruel and unusual punishment? Wait a minute! Just a little while ago you said it was a job you would love to have!
How come it would be cruel and unusual punishment for the owner but not his employee?
And you know what else they have figured out? If they allow the son of a Mexican who cleaned the toilets out on the team every so often it makes them seem like the most "compassionate and caring" person in the world. And hence to solidify that concept in the publics eye they receive an award for it.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2015
Originally published on 05 29 2015 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
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