I believe I just on the Television that 169 people died from Alcohol Related Car Crashes in Wisconsin last year 2017 12 23 2018
So indeed for those of you who don't think that that is many people at all what could we do to make you happy if alcohol was banned? Here is what we could do. We could put all your conscientious objections on a list along with the names of family members who have profited from direct ownership and management of alcohol firms.
And indeed because the Constitution provides for Religious Freedom we could start a religion and indeed sacrifice 169 people per religion every year.
Sure it is satire.
But at least we would get the right people dying from the issue of Alcohol Car Crash Related Fatalities.
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Warning! There is always someone that falls in the Milwaukee River on or about the night of December 1st or January 1st every year. They hit bar seen.
I believe that a really bad group of people is tossing them in. So indeed be on the lookout for everyone this year in Milwaukee around that time. Late at night, after bar time.
© 2018 Thomas Murphy
And sure we could give it official religious lingo.
"These 3 people died for our sins this week."
"Lord have mercy."
"Lord have mercy."
"Christ have mercy."
"Christ have mercy."
So indeed for those of you who don't think that that is many people at all what could we do to make you happy if alcohol was banned? Here is what we could do. We could put all your conscientious objections on a list along with the names of family members who have profited from direct ownership and management of alcohol firms.
And indeed because the Constitution provides for Religious Freedom we could start a religion and indeed sacrifice 169 people per religion every year.
Sure it is satire.
But at least we would get the right people dying from the issue of Alcohol Car Crash Related Fatalities.
******'
Warning! There is always someone that falls in the Milwaukee River on or about the night of December 1st or January 1st every year. They hit bar seen.
I believe that a really bad group of people is tossing them in. So indeed be on the lookout for everyone this year in Milwaukee around that time. Late at night, after bar time.
© 2018 Thomas Murphy
And sure we could give it official religious lingo.
"These 3 people died for our sins this week."
"Lord have mercy."
"Lord have mercy."
"Christ have mercy."
"Christ have mercy."
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