"I always knew that I was a _______."
I mean what is the most unlikely, outrageous and humorous thing that could be?
For a sense of Halloween, it might be, "I always knew I was an undertaker?"
For Christmas it might be, "I always knew that I was a Department Store Santa Claus."
What is the most manly job? And a woman proudly states, "I always knew I was made for the manliest of jobs?"
For April Fools Day, "I always knew that I was meant to be the Joker."
For Thanksgiving, "I always knew that I was a hungry pilgrim."
For a Gothic person at Easter, "I always knew I rose from the dead?"
Wait a minute where not there at least 3 people who stated they were Jesus Christ who rose from the Dead? What if they just said that because Jesus was let down off the cross early and they didn't want anyone looking for him?
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