I want to ask a bread company (bakery) 01 20 2022

 I want to ask a bread company (bakery) 01 20 2022

 I want to ask a bread company (bakery) how come they don't make a slice of bread that fits in my toaster?

And I suppose they will tell me that I have to buy a larger toaster?  Or better yet they will tell me that if I wanted a slice of toast from a loaf of their bread that I could toast that slice by baking it in the oven.

To which I would feel compelled to reply,

"How dumb of me to not think that!  If I want a slice of toast from your loaf of bread all I have to do is bake that slice in my oven!"

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