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Thomas Paul Murphy

Friday, April 29, 2022

Specialty Chemical Formulation Humor? 04 29 2022

 "What additives should we include in the chemistry of this new product line."

"Just figure out what causes reproductive harm and use that."

"What?  Are you nuts?"

"No.  Look on the label of every top brand in that category in the industry, It states it causes reproductive harm.  So it must be good.  You just use that!  How many times do I have to tell you.  You figure out what causes reproductive harm and you use that as an additive!"

"Did you know that fifty percent of children are projected to be born with autism?"

"God damn you.  You don't fit in here!"

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