You know how you see people slicing food with a butcher knife and you are concerned they could cut themselves doing that?
Well that happened to me tonight.
Took about 1/4 of the fingernail on my left index finger straight off. It also took a 1/8" layer at the tip. But my skin is thick there. So I took my swiss army knife scissors and cut that hanging off or hinged skin off.
So that is my left hand.
On my right I accidently got my thumb banged in a car door on December 2nd on a sight seeing trip to a lake and there is only half a fingernail there now.
I may just sit in one spot or lie down and just do absolutely nothing for days or perhaps weeks or months or years. For fear of having an accident if I don't. Learned helplessness.
1 dollar chicken pot pies from now on. No more home made French fries. No more homemade applesauce. No more trips to the lake.
See you later.
© 2024 Thomas Murphy
Ps. The voices loved it.
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