Satire? 11 26 2018
Alcohol companies sponsor race cars don't they. Even though alcohol is likely related to most if not all car accidents?
So if pot is legalized what will we get? What would be the most contradictory thing to its usage for the companies to sponsor?
1. Spelling Bee contests?
2. Tight Rope Walking?
3. Clean fresh air commercials with settings in great natural places?
4. How about Jet Ski or Four Wheel Vehicle competitions.
5. How about this one, XXX Pot Company donated $30 million to a National Arms Type Association?
It has already been done to the contrary with alcohol and no one seems to notice or mind.
You have sporting events that make their money from alcohol advertising having athletes standing next to birth defective children and asking you for the Gad Damned money!
While I am at it and a little off topic but what do Professional Athletes Salaries and Personal Income amounts to? It is a complete gift to them! A COMPLETE GIFT!
Where does it go from here? This isn't really the University of Wisconsin it is really going to be retitled The University of Wiser Bud Madison Wisconsin? (Being cryptic to avoid direct something.) But it is that already! It is!
© 2018 Thomas Murphy
What is your son or daughter going to learn that is meaningful in life from a Professional Football Team Quarterback? The answer is diddly piss! And indeed that is why the once normal of our country are hearing voices. They have a lifetime of pratical skillsets that are being stolen from them while the public watches Mr. Leotards with the deep hollow voice cretin genetic defect, dance around on the grass.
With the likely-hood of your son being drafted into prof sports being 1 in 10,000, diddly piss! You know what they learn from that prof athlete prima donna entitlement bad attitude. And the rest of us have to put up with that! That needs to change!
Do you know what he looked like out there on the field last night? He looked like either "Hard Loving Woman" or "Fem Bot Black Boy" tore a piece of his ear off.
What came around went around.
You get it? Right? It's screwed up. Like skeleton zombies are the Captains?
Alcohol companies sponsor race cars don't they. Even though alcohol is likely related to most if not all car accidents?
So if pot is legalized what will we get? What would be the most contradictory thing to its usage for the companies to sponsor?
1. Spelling Bee contests?
2. Tight Rope Walking?
3. Clean fresh air commercials with settings in great natural places?
4. How about Jet Ski or Four Wheel Vehicle competitions.
5. How about this one, XXX Pot Company donated $30 million to a National Arms Type Association?
It has already been done to the contrary with alcohol and no one seems to notice or mind.
You have sporting events that make their money from alcohol advertising having athletes standing next to birth defective children and asking you for the Gad Damned money!
While I am at it and a little off topic but what do Professional Athletes Salaries and Personal Income amounts to? It is a complete gift to them! A COMPLETE GIFT!
Where does it go from here? This isn't really the University of Wisconsin it is really going to be retitled The University of Wiser Bud Madison Wisconsin? (Being cryptic to avoid direct something.) But it is that already! It is!
© 2018 Thomas Murphy
What is your son or daughter going to learn that is meaningful in life from a Professional Football Team Quarterback? The answer is diddly piss! And indeed that is why the once normal of our country are hearing voices. They have a lifetime of pratical skillsets that are being stolen from them while the public watches Mr. Leotards with the deep hollow voice cretin genetic defect, dance around on the grass.
With the likely-hood of your son being drafted into prof sports being 1 in 10,000, diddly piss! You know what they learn from that prof athlete prima donna entitlement bad attitude. And the rest of us have to put up with that! That needs to change!
Do you know what he looked like out there on the field last night? He looked like either "Hard Loving Woman" or "Fem Bot Black Boy" tore a piece of his ear off.
What came around went around.
You get it? Right? It's screwed up. Like skeleton zombies are the Captains?
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