The following type of news should be mandatory reported.
1. "XXXX" who killed a family of three had been drinking "YYYY" brand of beer that he had purchsed from "ZZZZ" business; the owner of "ZZZZ" business is "FFFFF."
2. Gravestone should read, "VVVVV" died of lung cancer, her favored brand of cigarette was "DDDDD"
3. "XXXX" died of aids that he contracted from having homosexual sex with known aids infected person "YYYYY."
4."VVVV" has fetal alcohol syndrome/Downs Syndrome Sepctrum disorder, his mother drank "GGGG" brand alcohol while she was pregnant.
This would all be consistent with matching of costs to sources of revenues as the Republican Party is fond of promoting.
Copyright 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 12 26 2016 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
Do you know why you never will ever see number one above? Because the next sentence the Anchorwoman would have to read with the same fake smile would be, "You will see there product on our next television commercial!"
One late edition:
5. "DDDD" who was just convicted of criminal racketeering was confirmed a "Catholic" by "EEEE" priest at "HHHHH" parish.