The complimentary steak knife in the Styrofoam box of steaks that does not want to cut but rather bent around and bite you like a snake or spit a cracked flying piece into your eye.
More humor: It looks like they disambiguated one word into two today, "complementary" and "complimentary."
For what purpose? So that Miss Snodgrass can pretend to be smarter than everyone else?
© 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy