Humor??? 07 06 2018

And I don't even believe I read the Kiologram of consumption per pound of body weight with regard to those stats.  And indeed isn't that how the Statistician buries the evidence.  That is exactly what the POS is paid to do.  If our media can diminish the importance of our Constitutional Government with terms like POTUS and SCOTUS then I can use the term POS.  POTUS and SCOTUS?  Scotus almost is like Scrotum.  And Potus sounds like Pot Us or Piece of Sh1t. Can you see how a spoiled wealthy person would hate the Supreme Court, hate the checks and balances?  Those terms erode our Democracy.  And indeed they are used by the media.  So I went to High School with a kid who liked to boil terms down like that.  Call the Miller Jazz Oasis MJ.  And a litany of bullsh1t like that.  He ended up working for the media companies.  Forgot why I didn't like him other than he was a snot nosed brat.  POTUS is an acronym for President of the United States and SCOTUS is an acronym for Supreme Court of the United States.  For those who want to seem glib and smarter and diminish the importance of righteousness and authority etc... What I think of the media?  GTFOOH.  Maybe that kid was a Pot User?  Pot Us?  How about someone Pot you into the domain of another country.  And not Ireland.  Somewhere the blue collar workers all form a line on the way into the smokestack factory.  You want Pot Smoke?  How about Factory Chimney Smoke?  Whiff some of that and tell your friends to you freak.

And SCOTUS that almost sounds like Scout Us.  How many little boys really want a homosexual pot user as their Scout Master?  "Raise your hand if you think that is alright?" "Now raise your hand!  Didn't you just learn in my academic lecture today that there is nothing wrong with that?  Anyone who doesn't raise their hand will be deemed not to have learned and will get a failing grade.  Okay, that's better!"..."Tom, you didn't raise your hand.  Can you explain to the rest of the class why you didn't raise your hand."  "It appears Tom can't explain to the rest of the class why he didn't raise his hand."  "Tom do you want to raise your hand now like the rest of the class."

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