"Jorge Mario Bergoglio do you know why you are called before this Congressional Hearing?"
"Acts committed by the organization you were the head of have been detrimental to the American Democracy; amounting to treason."
"What do you mean?"
"When did you first learn that the substance promoted by your organization as being Holy was really the leading cause of the birth defect of mental retardation in the United States?"
"Who is the leader of the Protestant Religion that also promoted the substance that was the leading cause of the birth defect of mental retardation in the United States as being Holy?"
"Ultimately that would be your Queen of England; whose real name is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary."
"And she is next to appear on the docket?"
"It says here that she is a self proclaim Schadenfreude, someone that likes to see things go wrong?"
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