Reposted here from my original post on the Wisconsin State Journal Website
I too have experienced the wrath of the Spirit of the Flying
Spaghetti Monster
In fact so relevant is the concept to religion that an image
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be required to be placed in every single
church that has an image of Jesus Christ!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster should be juxtaposed to the other side of
the alter as the image of Jesus on the Cross is!
And it does represent the spirit of those who had him
crucified; Procula? Because Jesus Christ
gave the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster a terrible dream didn’t
he! So we won’t blame Procula! We will instead blame the Spirit of the Flying
Spaghetti Monster! And wouldn’t it make
a whole lot of sense to ask for forgiveness from that which will actually
persecute the rest of us rather than that which never sinned?
And of course we all get that the Spirit of a Flying
Spaghetti Monster is really the gestalt of an Italian Woman that is unhappy
with her no good husband and then a transition to, after the defeat of him,
real men everywhere? Hence the Spaghetti
flying through the air at him because she can’t stand to feed him and resents
having to cook for him!
For those of you who think the concept and study of religion
does not belong at a University you could not be more wrong about anything in
your life!
The Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the greatest
addition and contribution to humanity in any way, shape or form that the
University of Madison will ever make!
That Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster represents the
origin of the voices that those who are labeled schizophrenic, in medical
fraud, yes medical fraud, her in their heads!
The symptoms are real and horrific however they are part of a medical
fraud. In fact that medical fraud has
created generations who attend universities and are not truly educated even
though they receive degrees! And the
greatest revelation with regard to education will be those who are able to
attain true self learned knowledge versus those who glean to represent knowledge
in Satanic Cannibalistic ideation! In
other words they never had their own mind or the ability to have one since the
day they were born because of an oxygen deprivation defect to the Hippocampus
region of the brain responsible for memory, learning and spatial
relations. That last part their means
knowing where one’s body is in the physical world. The hippocampus fires signals as a person
walks through the environment. Contrast
this to a young woman that goes to college and finds her place to be on her
back on the sorority cot! Hence if you
have a defective hippocampus you incarnation of human thought is reactive and instinctive
and represented by The Spirit of the flying Spaghetti Monster!
Should college be a place for learning athleticism? Who in your right mind are you trying to
fool? We learned how to play that in
grade school and in a more fair manner than those labeled professionals do
today! More on this later on at my blog
The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 02 22 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy
And perhaps The Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will bring shame to all those of the satanic mind who seek a college education and also steal the skills and knowledge of human beings in the process! Your Parable of the Talents from the Bible is no longer a Parable!!!!!!
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