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Saturday, February 22, 2014

I too have experienced the wrath of the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 02 22 2014



Reposted here from my original post on the  Wisconsin State Journal Website




I too have experienced the wrath of the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
In fact so relevant is the concept to religion that an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be required to be placed in every single church that has an image of Jesus Christ!  The Flying Spaghetti Monster should be juxtaposed to the other side of the alter as the image of Jesus on the Cross is!
And it does represent the spirit of those who had him crucified; Procula?  Because Jesus Christ gave the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster a terrible dream didn’t he!  So we won’t blame Procula!  We will instead blame the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!  And wouldn’t it make a whole lot of sense to ask for forgiveness from that which will actually persecute the rest of us rather than that which never sinned?
And of course we all get that the Spirit of a Flying Spaghetti Monster is really the gestalt of an Italian Woman that is unhappy with her no good husband and then a transition to, after the defeat of him, real men everywhere?  Hence the Spaghetti flying through the air at him because she can’t stand to feed him and resents having to cook for him!
For those of you who think the concept and study of religion does not belong at a University you could not be more wrong about anything in your life!
The Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the greatest addition and contribution to humanity in any way, shape or form that the University of Madison will ever make!
That Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster represents the origin of the voices that those who are labeled schizophrenic, in medical fraud, yes medical fraud, her in their heads!  The symptoms are real and horrific however they are part of a medical fraud.  In fact that medical fraud has created generations who attend universities and are not truly educated even though they receive degrees!  And the greatest revelation with regard to education will be those who are able to attain true self learned knowledge versus those who glean to represent knowledge in Satanic Cannibalistic ideation!  In other words they never had their own mind or the ability to have one since the day they were born because of an oxygen deprivation defect to the Hippocampus region of the brain responsible for memory, learning and spatial relations.  That last part their means knowing where one’s body is in the physical world.  The hippocampus fires signals as a person walks through the environment.  Contrast this to a young woman that goes to college and finds her place to be on her back on the sorority cot!  Hence if you have a defective hippocampus you incarnation of human thought is reactive and instinctive and represented by The Spirit of the flying Spaghetti Monster!
Should college be a place for learning athleticism?  Who in your right mind are you trying to fool?  We learned how to play that in grade school and in a more fair manner than those labeled professionals do today!  More on this later on at my blog The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News.

Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 02 22 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy

And perhaps The Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will bring shame to all those of the satanic mind who seek a college education and also steal the skills and knowledge of human beings in the process!  Your Parable of the Talents from the Bible is no longer a Parable!!!!!!

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