Countermeasure to witching hours voices 05 16 2014

Countermeasure to witching hours voices 05 16 2014

You are awoken by voices at 2:00 pm; here is how you put a stop to it.  Use your mental voice to repeatedly think this thought as if you were saying it to the spirit of a spoiled child;

“There is something that you want but can’t have isn’t there!  It’s the hard liquor in the Cabinet isn’t it!”

“Umm Hmm!  The sweet honey taste of hard liquor!”

Those two lines are the main verse reframes and here are optional verses:

“Come here my daughter I’ll give you a little sip in this cup.”

Or

“We’ll put a little water back in the bottle for what we took.”

{Believe it or not a bad parent is more likely to get mad at his child not because of the hard liquors ill health effects; like negatively influenced brain development but more to the point because it is so expensive and they depleted their supply of it.}

Here are some more verses.

“Wine it is just sweet grape juice isn’t it!”

“A little never hurt no one!”

“Ain’t you seen the paintings of the lost supper that’s what Jesus drank!  Won’t hurt you none!”

“The paintings of our lord wouldn’t steer you wrong!”

“Can’t be a sin if our lord done it!”

“Can’t be a sin if our Lord Jesus Christ a Jew done it!”

“That’s why theyh painted it!  So’s yahed knows it wasn’t no sin.”

“Can’t get in trouble if it ain’t no sin kin yah!”

(now for beer verses)

“Dat’s just liquid beer don’t yah know.”

“Now you insists to the teacher in your all inclusive classroom its an easy way to start the day!”

(No human being can hold their liquor and have a normal child.  Better they piss their own future down the drain than that of yours and the United States!)

(now here are some more relevant verses.)

“I drank till my balls hurt the night we conceived Shamus. They always said he had less-dyxsia but der ain’t nottin wrong with him.”

(alternate reframes)

“You can’t have any of dat!”

“Now you can’t!”

“You can’t have none of that!  No you can’t!”

“It won’t hurt you none but you can’t have any!”

(But these are the power of change verses here.  And a parent always has the option to pour all that down the toilet!)

“There is something that you want but can’t have isn’t there!  It’s the hard liquor in the Cabinet isn’t it!”

“Umm Hmm!  The sweet honey taste of hard liquor!”


You will be surprised to hear the volume knob on those voices go down when you start this!  Keep a copy by your bedside!

Thomas Paul Murphy

Originally published on 05 16 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com

Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy