Caster oil is available at reputable drug stores for less than $3 a bottle. Use only as per directed. I believe it can also help with weight loss.
The reality is that you don't need to be that big all the time, especially if the only women you see in your area to court are mongoloid like! Odd voices, upturned lips, bulging eyes, 2nd person cognition, fat dumb cheek smiles, evilness. No real man wants to get something like that pregnant and have to deal with the consequences. A bastard Englishman like William (Clinton) Blythe wouldn't have a problem with that though!