Action Figure Dolls Coming to a Toy Store Near You Soon 03 10 2014 Update

Action Figure Dolls Coming to a Toy Store Near You Soon 03 10 2014

Yesterday I realized that right after I hit the publish button on my website my article was gap filled; meaning words omitted. Remember: Reality is stranger than fiction!  That is why so many withdraw from reality!  So in order to condense my writing I have developed a new line of toys to play with based on characters from my Newspaper.  Enjoy the super condensed bile!

1.       Magog:  This will be patterned after the Orientals that China built a wall in order to contain!

2.       Brain Damage:  no need to explain.

3.       Horse Tooth:  This will be a mean girl with a raised lower lip and a lisp.

4.       Mr. Down S.  : He will be that human with the extra or lesser chromosome; one or the other they can’t decide for some reason.

5.       Mr. Autsy: He will be telling his mom he wet his pants until she dies from old age

6.       Homo Boy:  Yes he will be the celebration of diversity!  He will constantly be harassing the other male dolls!

7.       Blackie the Drug Dealer:  He will be staring at you as you look at the magazine rack at the library.  He will also be twirling a beaded necklace that he will try to sell you!  Then he will ask you to come around the corner of the building to sell you a gold watch for nothing.  At which point you will be beaten to near death and robbed.  If you are a woman you will be raped.

8.       German Mongrel: This one will be of mixed species.

9.       Heroin Addict

10.   Bully Molest

11.   Steroid Baseball: This will be a professional baseball player with bulging eyes from steroid use.

12.   Mr. Druid:  He will worship monkeys and emulate all forms of monkey behavior.

13.   Mr. Troglodyte Eyeball:  This one will be patterned after Socrates portrayel of those who sit in caves and watch the walls all day.

14.   Pimpy:  This will be a spoiled brat, likely of dark skin who pimps young girls he abused as a boy.

15.   Swine Head:  I get the gestalt from this one from listening to Chris Christies voice and watching in my mind what appears to be an odd curve in his jaw or lips; elongated pucker.

16.   Bat Ears:  This one is patterned after a comedian I find personally offensive.

17.   Professional Sports Boy: He won’t care about anything academia but instead physical dominance on the playground.

18.     Screech Bell:  This one, a female, will be patterned after the wave of screeching white country singers from the post Confederate South.

19.     Screech Orient:  This one will be like Screech Bell except it will have more oriental facial features.  Maybe even a red spot on the forehead!

20.   Bull Head: This one will be of darker skinned and have a forehead that no matter what you do to it the person isn’t hurt and comes back the next day with the persona of an person not themselves; again.

21.   MCVAMR:  Stands for Mean Case Verbally Adaptive Mental Retardation:  No matter what you say to it it will counter you with insult and keep talking until you are exhausted from its presence.

22.   The True Prostitute:  This one will be a woman that got ahead through networking and sleeping with people of wealth and power.  She will have little depth to her personality or first person knowledge.

23.   The Beer Drinking Mr. Bimbo.  This one will be a white trash man that blurts out anything that immediately comes to his head as it is deserving of an award for intelligence.

24.   General Rapist:  This will be a United States General that rapes both men and women who entered the service in bravery and belief in our Constitution and what it means to be an American!

25.   Ms. Papiloma Cheers: This one will be a cheerleader who is sterile from laying with the sloth star athletes; in order to become popular.  She will be a major proponent of the Pro Life movement!

26.   The Banker:  This one will be a “stuffed” poodle, with an expensive post mortem groom.

27.   Pale Face:  This one will be one of those post slave owning Confederate Southern white people that dodged the U.S. gas chambers.  He will gray colored skin and a depressed while yet mean personality.

28.   Dr. Eugenic:  Doctor Eugenic will prescribe medicine that makes males grow breast, vomit blood and die at a young age.

29.   Dr. Pamako:  Doctor Pamako will have a science lab that he formulates such potions for Dr. Eugenic at.  Dr. Pamako will first test them on his castle dungeon prisoners.

30.   And my favorite of all time Drunken Baby!  This one’s eyes and face will look just like that; a drunken baby.  You may purchase one at any pro life nursery the world over; makes a wonderful addition to your family.  You ought to be crying over the sick and horrific reality of that!

So let your children play with these dolls and learn from them.  Better life lessen than they will get at any private or Catholic School.  Yep, my Italian nationality History professor at Whitefish Bay High School wanted to give me an F, when he wasn’t glaring at me through sunken dark eyelids.

Do you know what I believe?  Everyone who fits the qualification of definition number three of schizophrenic is due to be a plaintiff beneficiary in the largest anti defamation lawsuit the world has ever known!

As you might notice there are no protagonists in my list!  Ask yourself where they all went to?

If you think that I enjoy writing this stuff you are wrong!  I am actually a very nice person and have been all my life!  Perhaps that is why I mention myself last?  Nice guys finish last?

Thomas Paul Murphy

Originally published on 03 10 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com

Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy

Update:  Those thirty archetypes could very well indeed be the subject matter for 30 works of what would be classified as Deranged Art!!!! Exactly the same was Adolf Hitler confiscated!  But then the question becomes why weren't they destroyed?  Doesn't make sense does it?  When they destroy the American Flag in the Middle East they make a video of it for everyone to see!  That is how much they hate what it represents, misrepresents or fails to represent.