Inventions Needed With regard to the quiet lawn mower
mentioned in this morning newspaper 03 01 2014
That is a start, but the American Jo is still walking behind
a carbon monoxide tail pipe when they push one of these. But that doesn’t matter because they will
treat themselves to another element that causes oxygen deprivation to the brain
right afterwards, during or before; beer.
Why don’t you give them a beer can holder on the handle too?
The Nazi Germans had a telescoping tube fitting onto some of
their tanks. It was designed so that
when the tanks were crossing rivers those in the tank would still be allowed to
breath if the tank were completely submerged to a depth above its top excluding
the tube of per my memory of reading 8 or 10 feet.
Why don’t you fit one of those to your lawn mowers as an
extension to the exhaust port in some way?
You could also included a condensation drain like is on a trumpet on the
bottom of it. As you walk behind it
there would be a lever on the handle that activated the condensation drain!
Corporate America didn’t think of this one either; but that
won’t stop them from patenting it! And
paying illegal immigrants on foreign shores United States dollars to
manufacture them! What do you have to be proud of? Then it becomes so expensive that those who
don’t drink beer can’t afford one?
Anyhow such a device would allow the rising exhaust gas to be ported above the average persons head where they breath from.
The value of the dollar is based on integrity and not a seance of English Witches tormenting the minister and his cat.
The value of the dollar is based on integrity and not a seance of English Witches tormenting the minister and his cat.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 03 01 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy
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