The Lost Future Episodes of “The Your Pot Head Son”
Television Series and Full Length Movie brought to you by Thomas Paul Murphy
Now available to your viewing pleasure the lost future
episodes of “The Your Pot Head Son” television series and full length movie.
Everyone of the following sentences forms an episode of a
television series that could have been more popular than “The Twilight (of
Humanity) Zone.” But your pothead
network executive and his pot head son were offended by it.
What we are likely to hear in the very near future episodes.
“If your pot head kid molested my son I think I would kill
your whole family.”
“Your pot head son’s dirty restaurant kitchen gave my
pregnant wife food poisoning and both died now you do too!”
“The residents of your pot head State do not represent the
Union and will be evicted from the U.S.A.”
“As a Government policy you exempted yourselves from drug
testing and now we have pot head America, I say as I see your head on one of
the fence pikes.”
“Your pot head son couldn’t keep a job so we had to make pot
legal.”
“You elected pot head presidents and now we have pot head
America.”
“Your pot head son thought he was smarter than those who
weren’t pot heads and in superiority and resentment of their feeble existence
killed them.”
“Your Pot Head son sired a pot head baby right out of the womb. See the sleepy eyes all throughout its life.”
“We are all gonna love the new evolved pot head human beings
born dope eyed high out of the womb.
They will be the greatest feat modern geneticists have ever
accomplished.”
“Your pot head son got sick and couldn’t take care of
himself and is dead of natural causes.”
“Your pot head son pushed pot on my son and raped him with a
group of pot head sons.”
“At this point in irony I can hear at least one Jew saying
we tattoo them with a D on the forehead.”
“Your son couldn’t learn in school so he just went to a life
of pot!”
“Your pot head son forgot to put the van in park and poses a
danger to the community.”
“Your pot head son is dead because no-one would put up with
him anymore.”
“Your pot head son never learned what love meant and has a
string of pot head prostitutes.”
“We need to disarm all nuclear missiles and nuclear power
plants so your pot head son doesn’t irradiate the earth.”
“The pot head son failed on the obstacle course.” …”No that
one didn’t make it over the bar either.” (Bar- I could take that ball and run
to the end zone with regard to pot head lawyers.)
“Your pot head son wouldn’t do work he thought was beneath
him and now everyone is starving.”
“Your pot head son couldn’t deal with reality and neither
could you!”
“Instead of morphine as end of life pain abatement
management we gave you son pot at a young age.”
(That one might end up being my personal favorite.)
“They put me in jail because of what I said about your
useless pot head son and in jail the vending machines had pot cigarettes. Now I have a dependency on pot and I am going
to kill you for it.”
“The policeman did not arrest the pot drug dealer because he
was working for his Italian brother.”
“The lawyer was paid with drug money and failed to correctly
prosecute your pot dealer.”
“You viewed college as a drug party and now we have two
government parties that are essentially drug parties.”
“Then the prison became filled with pot head losers.”
“First they drank, then they smoked and now the earth is
black.”
“We couldn’t teach them so we just gave them pot at the
start of the school day.”
“Make sure that kid asking all those hard questions in class
gets a little more pot today.”
“One day your pot head son decided to make up the new
stories on network television and he also became legally allowed to speak them
while he was high on pot. That a boy you
said as you bounced him on your lap.”
“Your pot head son was sick his entire adult life because he
was treated by pot head doctors.”
“Speaking of which you raised your son to have an emotional
problem and then gave him pot for it.”
“You resisted all attempts to organically farm until you
could legally grow pot.”
“You had to have a gimlet every night and now your pot head
son needs a refer all day.”
“You had to have a refer all day and now your son likes to
eat human flesh.”
“Your pot head son was found to have no human intelligence and
we hunted them for sport.”
“Your pot head son tried to cross the border into our state
and was shot on sight.”
“Your pot head son could not compete with my son and likt
the crotch of his pants on fire with the same lighter he used for joints.”
A version of this already happened near central Wisconsin, “Your
pot head son became President and said we could no longer have guns, but when
he came to my door I shot him.”
“You legalized pot and everyone became high and therefore
could no longer safely handle a gun so we banned them. Now we are living in Commune Communist
Slavery.”
“The divorce rate of alcohol babies was 50%, the divorce
rate of pot head sons closer to 96%.”
“Your pot head son just paid $100 million dollars so he
could legally marry another pot head son.”
“Both candidates were God awful but no-one seemed to notice
because they were polarized.”
“Why does your pot head son act like a woman, is it because
he was never corrected once by you in life?”
“Your pot head son invented pure energy while your pot head daughter
performed live on internet peep shows.
But his work was found to be a figment of his own imagination. Unfortunately he convinced a great many of
its efficacy and it ended up blowing up the Planet Earth.”
The concluding irony is that the 46 episodes will indeed be
coming to your for free in every single way on Network Television and I will
not receive one red Abraham Lincoln penny for them, even though I wrote and created
every one of them in every way.
‘The lost future episodes of “The Your Pot Head Son”
television series and full length movie.’ Written and brought to you by Thomas Paul
Murphy.
Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy. All rights reserved.
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Wait hold the presses for one more episode number 47. "Your pot head son wanted to be a Banker like you and you let him. Now our money is worthless and we don't know what to do. It is the "Our next great concern."
Wait hold the presses for one more episode number 47. "Your pot head son wanted to be a Banker like you and you let him. Now our money is worthless and we don't know what to do. It is the "Our next great concern."
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